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Sunday 22 April 2012

News From Bromham Dateline Sunday 22nd April


Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – 22nd April 2012

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

·         There were red faces in the Bromham Parish Council this week when the Rural Affairs Minister, Teresa Green was forced to admit to councillors that she had failed in her latest attempt to extradite the Seend extremist Abel Handsup from Bromham.  Trowbridge Crown Court has insisted that the transfer fee for Mr Handsup needed to be paid by 4pm on Tuesday, when the office closed, but Ms Green said that officials had told her that “it would be OK to pay on Wednesday morning, as they never get in that early anyway”.

·         Practice sessions for the Bromham F1 Grand Prix in the High Street have been disrupted by protests from the Grannies Alliance.  A “ring of steel” has been placed around the area by PC Largefeet, who has stepped up his regular foot patrols around the village from hourly to every thirty minutes, to prevent protesting grannies from crossing the road when the F1 boys are driving up the High Street at speeds approaching 30mph.  Owner of the F1 franchise, Bernie Ecclescake, has said that the race will still go ahead.

·         Tributes were paid to Bert Weedman, 91, who died on Wednesday.  He was famous in the 1960s for his seminal publications “Weed A Field In A Day” and “You Can Learn to Weed”.  Generations on modern weeders and vegetable pickers have cited Weedman as a major influence on their picking style, a man who first encouraged them to pick up a trowel and do some weeding.

·         For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2012

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