Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 2nd March 2014
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
The situation in Seend is now critical, with
intense diplomatic activity seeking to head off a major regional meltdown. Troops wearing Trowbridge insignia on their
uniforms and carrying Wiltshire-made weapons have been seen massing near the
Seend border. Meanwhile, forces
sympathetic to the Western-facing Bromham separatists have taken control of
major public buildings like the Post Office and the Primary School. Both parties are struggling for control of
the hearts and minds of the bewildered population.
2.
Tonight sees the glittering red-carpet ceremony
that is the BUSKERS (Bromham Urban Shows and Kitsch awards). There are high hopes for George Piglet who is
nominated in the Shiniest Tractor category, Peter Piglet for Greatest Village
Idiot, and Sharon Piglet for Most Interesting Call-Girl Advert.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2014
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