Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 1st March 2015
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. The
secretary of the Parish Council has been dismissed after being secretly filmed
whilst promising access to Parish Councillors in return for vegetables. In the sting operation mounted by the Bromham
Broadcasting Corporation (BBC), Les “Big Man” Piglet is seen boasting of the
connections he has, as well as the size of his parsnips.
2. Police
have now confirmed the identity of John “Jihadi” Piglet. His real name is John “Jihadi” Piglet,
previously a resident of Bromham. He is
known to have evaded detection when he slipped over the border into Seend, from
where he has been directing terrorist operations and producing a series of
badly-shot videos, which purport to show vegetables being topped and tailed at
an unknown rural location.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2015
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