Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 29th March 2015
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. Police
searching the house of Ray “Looney” Piglet have discovered a cache of torn-up
vegetable recipes. The tractor-driver, who deliberately locked his work-mate
out of the cabin of his vehicle before deliberately crashing it into the side
of a barn, should not have been driving and has been discovered to be suffering
from a form of parsnip paranoia. Crash investigators
are continuing to examine the “black box” data recorder from the tractor.
2. And
the Bromham Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) has been cast into turmoil after
reluctantly sacking one of its biggest stars, Jeremy Piglet, from its popular
show “Top Tractor”, after he was reported to have had “a minor fracas” with the
show’s producer. The argument was
believed to have been over whether peas or cabbage should have been served with
the dish of the day on the lunchtime menu of The Wounded Ferret.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2015
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