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Thursday 15 October 2015

Greetings Cards - On Being Caught Shoplifting

On being caught shoplifting:

Well you’ve really gone and done it now!
Whatever were you thinking?
Being caught red-handed like that -
I suppose you must have been drinking?

And now you’ll be up before the beak,
To answer for what it was you did,
But if you’ve got any of that whiskey left,
I’ll take it off your hands for twenty quid.


Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2015

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