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Friday 9 October 2015

Greetings Cards - On Returning From Your First New Age Retreat

On returning from your first New Age retreat:

Welcome home again, old thing
It’s good to see you in the flesh all pinky
Years have fallen from your features
Your skin is smoother and less wrinkly!

Welcome back to meat and chocolate
Let your hair down, and have a flirt
There’s much more to life than muesli
And yurts, and yoga, and pro-biotic yoghurt!


Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2015

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