Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 18th October 2015
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. As
fast as Bromham closes one border against the inflow of unwelcome immigrants
from war-torn surrounding villages, it seems another comes under pressure. Leader of the Parish Council, Dave Wentwrong,
said that he couldn’t understand what all the fuss was about. “After all,” he said, ”we’ve agreed to allow
in five people over the next ten years as it is, which is a measured and
appropriate response. However, it just
shows what a wonderful place Bromham really is – everybody wants to come here! So that’s all good then! Huzzah!”
2. Great
excitement at the Bromham Broadcasting Company (BBC) this week, as contestants
in the hit show “Strictly Come Skiving” came to terms with some of the more
difficult routines, including Twine-Baler Modelling, Floodlit
Radish-Planting, Naked Mangel-Sculpting,
and the fiendishly-difficult One-Handed Carrot-Pulling.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2015
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