Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 20th March 2016
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. Shock
swept through the higher echelons of the Parish Council on Friday when one of
the nasty blokes in the ruling Field Land-Owners’ Party (FLOP) flounced out in
a fit of pique. Another nasty bloke, who
is the leader of FLOP, said he was amazed.
A former colleague, also a nasty bloke, said he was surprised but, then
again, the first nasty bloke was quite difficult to work with. Other nasty blokes in FLOP queued up alternately
to denounce or to praise the nasty bloke.
However, the nasty bloke’s policies will continue. Another nasty bloke is to be appointed to
fill the vacancy created by the nasty bloke’s resignation.
2. One
of Bromham’s rowdier residents has been detained by police after several nights
of violence. Having beaten up a Scottish
man and an Italian whilst out of the village a few weeks ago, he later returned
home to thump an Irishman and to assault a Welshman over two different weekends.
Yesterday, whilst on a day trip, he fought with an innocent Frenchman. Once he has sobered up, he is to be charged
with committing a “grand slam”.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2016
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