Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 6th November 2016
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. In
a stiffly-worded letter, a firm of solicitors in Bromham has told the Parish
Council that it must actually debate items on the PC agenda before making any decisions
which affect the future of the whole village, and that it’s simply not enough
to ask old Fred in the back bar of The Wounded Ferret what he thinks about
it. The PC says it will ask another firm
of solicitors what they think about the matter before deciding what to do. Old Fred
was not available for comment.
2. A
possible armed insurrection was narrowly averted in the village last night,
when a number of fires were deliberately started, and firearms could be heard
being discharged across a wide area.
Following a tip-off, the cellars of the Social Centre were searched, but
no explosives were found. Gunshots
continued to be heard throughout the evening, but the perpetrators could not be
discovered. Although several distress flares
were seen in the night sky, police officers were unable to trace those in
difficulty, and now believe that the whole thing may have been a treasonable plot.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2016
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