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Sunday 14 January 2018

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 14th January 2018

Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 14th January 2018

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
                                                  
1.      D-Town Council has announced a number of changes which will make it much more “strong and stable”.  The bloke with the keys to the stationery cupboard will now assume janitorial duties, the lady who used to answer the phone will now bring round the tea-trolley, and the two secretaries who work in Administration will swap desks.  The gardener moves to door-keeper, the door-keeper moves to handyman, with the handyman taking up the keys to the stationery cupboard.  No senior posts in the actual Council were affected in the making of these changes.

2.      And people in The Vize have, as usual, taken to heart the usual health messages at this time of year.  “Dry January” got under way in the town’s pubs when most of them offered special deals on Dry Gin, Dry Ginger, Dry Martinis and Dry Cider.

3.      For details of these and all other Devizes stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station D-Town F-Off.


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