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Friday 5 January 2018

Lost In Cyberspace

Lost in Cyberspace (or the dangers of the online world to the unwary)

There’s a world out there waiting to be found,
I’m sure you’re willing to agree,
But there’s lots more in cyber-space:
A domain that was quite new to me.

I’d lived happily enough in the real world,
Until in front of my keyboard I was set,
To probe into the mysteries
Of this thing called the Internet.

I started by opening my browser,
And began searching for websites.
And then they came up on the screen,
A whole new world of delights.

You just click on the links – it draws you right in.
I was looking for some “biography”,
And before I knew what I was doing,
I was staring at high-grade pornography.

I saw some things that boggled my mind:
I admit that I was almost quite tempted.
It’s amazing what you can do with your body:
Some positions I’d never attempted.

I thought I’d better move on quickly,
And try to do something worth rating.
So I signed up to this site that I found,
For some online computer dating.

I entered all of my details:
You know - young, good-looking and free,
To see what matches it might find,
And pull up a partner for me.

Before long I’d struck up a friendship,
With this lady who called herself Honey.
But it didn’t take too long in the chatroom,
Before she started asking for money.

She passed on my details to some people she knew,
Who ran a scheme that was a scam.
They bombarded me with emails,
And filled all my inbox with spam.

Before this new time on the computer,
I’d thought that email was often a treat,
And my only experience of Spam
Had been pink luncheon-meat.

I couldn’t believe she’d betrayed me.
The experience had started to suck.
So I sought solace in online friends,
And put my profile up on Facebook.
  
It was then that I discovered,
How cruel the world could sometimes be.
I wanted to be loved, to be wanted,
But nobody ever poked me.

All this was totally depressing.
I began to feel like some kind of frog.
So I told of my disappointments,
And I began writing a blog.

The online community was waiting, I knew,
For someone who wasn’t a quitter.
I decided to go completely global,
And started tweeting on Twitter.

I sent my message out to all who would listen,
In my attempt to be a great hero,
But I found that I wasn’t that popular:
Number of followers – zero.

Then my firewall appeared to crumble,
My anti-virus started to crack.
With Trojans, Worms and Malware,
It appeared I was under attack.

My cursor started jumping around,
Problems all over just erupted.
My cookies turned very soggy,
And my files came out all corrupted.

So I think I’ve learned a good lesson:
It’s a great hint here I’m dropping.
Just be careful when you log on,
And best stick to online shopping.


Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

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