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Saturday 31 March 2018

Endless Day


Endless Day

Waking early, escaping hours of restless sleep
Shuffling down stairs in threadbare slippers
And faded dressing gown
To face another tedious day
She makes tea in the old brown pot
And sits at the empty kitchen table
Staring out through the cobwebbed window

Lambent rays of dawn
Flirt with the dark horizon
Struggling to get another daytime under way
Only slowly lighting the cloudy sky
Heavy with coming rain

The silence sits oppressive
And darkness gathers round
She ignores the gently dripping tap
As she drinks a second cup
And smokes a cigarette
Reflecting on the empty day ahead
The hours yet to be traversed
The quiet to be endured

Restlessly wandering from room to room
Sometimes standing, shiftless
Rearranging tasteless ornaments
Long since collected
Now unloved, undusted, unwanted
But something to do with her hands
To keep them from trembling

Sometimes sitting down again
Leafing through year-old magazines
Loathe to listen, minute after lingering minute
To the quiet ticking of the clock
Among the clutter on the mantel
Its hands seeming not to move
As the endless hours stretch away
For another long day with little purpose

The deserted hall, no-one to call
No letters in the mailbox
And a phone that never rings
Staring into empty space
Alone, with time to kill

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

Friday 30 March 2018

This Bloke I Know Is Jesus


This Bloke I Know Is Jesus

I used to see him in the queue
Most mornings at the pool
Knew him just enough to say hello
Or pass the time of day
Then, perhaps, during swimming
Or in the changing room later
A quiet, unassuming man
With nothing much to say

I didn’t notice much at first
That his beard had begun to grow
To frame his youthful face
Adding to his gravitas
Nor did I pay much attention
As Easter-tide approached
That he seemed pre-occupied
And turned more within himself

But then I saw him in the street
Bowed and bloodied
A crown of thorns upon his head
Carrying a heavy wooden cross
A crowd following, shouting
Acting out the Passion Play
And its Good Friday journey
To the Market Place Golgotha
Where he was quietly crucified
Among a staring group of people

Three days later he lived again
And stood there in the queue
Waiting for the pool to open
I couldn’t believe it was really him
And that he had come among us
Just a normal day with its Good Mornings
And desultory chat among the regulars
He still looked like no-one special
He seemed to be an ordinary bloke
But now I knew one more thing about him
That he was Jesus in his spare time



Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

Thursday 29 March 2018

Eve's Pudding


Recipe for: EVE’S PUDDING

Ingredients:

  • For the fruit:
    • 2-3 apples, peeled, cored & chopped
    • 1 tblsp caster sugar
  • For the sponge:
    • 4 tblsp softened butter
    • 4 tblsp caster sugar
    • 75g self-raising flour
    • 1 egg, beaten
    • 2 tblsp milk
 Method:

  1. pre-heat the oven to 180C/ 170C fan
  2. place the apples, 1 tblsp caster sugar + 1 tblsp water in a 2-pint buttered oven-proof dish
  3. make the sponge: mix all the sponge ingredients together until smooth, light & fluffy
  4. spoon the sponge mixture over the top of the apples & smooth the surface
  5. bake for 45-50 minutes, or until the top has browned & is springy to the touch.  A skewer should come out clean
  6. remove from the oven & allow to cool for a few minutes.  Slide a knife or spatula around the edge, then place a warm plate over the top of the dish
  7. turn the whole lot over, then ease off the dish to leave the apples now on top of the sponge
 What else you need to know:

  1. you can just leave the pudding in the dish & scoop it out with a large spoon if the turning over thing seems too risky!

Wednesday 28 March 2018

Coffee Shop


Coffee Shop

They come in waves
An ebb and flow of clientele
In and out, like a restless sea
Seeking favourite seats and corners
In the back, or near the big window
The regular morning ritual
The daily caffeine fix of choice
With standard order and loyalty card

The comforting, constant soundtrack
Of the steaming machine
The harsh grinding of Fairtrade beans
And gurgling of scalding water
Brewing long shots of espresso
Americano, Mocha and Latte
The counter filled with cakes and chocolates
And the clanking of spoons in cups and mugs
Clattering in saucers carefully carried away

Singles sit quietly, stirring froth
Peering into phones or computers
Living out their different lifestyles
Absorbed in the not-here, not-now
Thoughtful, contemplating
Playing with the sugar sachets
Or flipping idly through the papers

Ladies in twos and threes
Hustling and bustling
Amid bulging shopping and handbags
Between crowded tables
Dropping voices to a whisper
Through confidential sections
Of their general gossiping
Chatting and chattering
Lingering till lunchtime
Before suddenly rushing away
To meet a pressing engagement

Then the unexpected pause
A reduced coming and going
The noise dropping down to a whisper
Leaving chairs at awkward angles
A rare respite in operations
The barrista sighs and wipes his brow
And a waitress clears the tables
Wiping surfaces as she goes
Behind the receding tide
Of floating humanity

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

Tuesday 27 March 2018

What Will Our Children Say?


What Will Our Children Say?

What will our children say
When they look back at us,
From the vantage-point of their tomorrows,
Towards their empty yesterdays?
Will they understand our lack of action,
The time we wasted with indecision,
And let things drift from year to year,
Missing all those warning signs?

What will our children say
When they see that we could not agree,
And how we fought amongst ourselves,
Bickering, procrastinating,
Caught in many minds,
Snared in short-term self-interest,
And how we dithered and deliberated,
As things got worse and worse,
Just calmly carrying on,
Always hoping for the best?

What will our children say
When they look at what we did,
How we didn’t even try to change things,
But carried on regardless,
With pure blind faith in new technology,
Looking blithely to the future,
To provide the answers
That we could not find today?

What will our children say
About our undirected course,
With no hand upon the tiller,
Drifting towards oblivion,
Worrying only about the cost?
How will they ever comprehend
How we let things get this bad,
Used up all Earth’s bounty,
Exhausting our lonely planet,
Leaving a dirty, dried-up cinder
To circle round the Sun?

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

Monday 26 March 2018

Bit On The Side


Bit On The Side

I said that I could never do this -
Give myself up to words and waiting, wishes and whispers
Which disappear like mist in the morning
When I awake alone
With the sun rising, poking its light through blinds
Hastily drawn last night

I said that you should not come
Whenever the mood just took you
Leaving her alone with your alibis
And feeble excuses
To sneak your way to me
Turning your key in my lock
To find me always alone, ever-waiting,
Too desperately pleased to see you
Aching for your smile, your touch, your kiss

I said I would not live like this
Sharing short hours of stolen time
Mistress of your hidden desires
Fed by promises, endearments
And guilty late-bought offerings
A life unnaturally discreet
Behind closed doors
A kept pet within a cage
Your plaything, what you will

I said I could not exist alone
Caught between blind hope and cold despair
Bereft at your every going
Angry at each desertion
Hanging on, spoiled but tortured
Our coupling in the early evenings
No longer love nor lust, but only longing
For you to stay with me and stroke my face
And hold me through till morning

I said that I should live a life more normal
And be with you for all of the time
Together every day
Not just when you can steal away
To scramble my feelings
And tangle my bedsheets

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

Sunday 25 March 2018

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 25th March 2018


Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 25th March 2018

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:

1.   In a shock move this week, it was revealed that D-Town id-cards (essential for passing unhindered through the town’s military checkpoints) will in future be printed over the border in that there Zummerzet.  It had been thought that once Drexit had been achieved The Vize would be free to shamelessly use its own suppliers within the town, and to cock a snoop at all outsiders, but apparently there are rules against doing this.  A D-Town official spokesman commented “oh, bollocks!”

2.  A warrant was issued in D-Town’s High Court allowing Trading Standards officers to raid the till-rolls in the town’s branch of Sainsbury.  It has been alleged that, in a shocking breach of data privacy laws, the supermarket has been employing some clever people to work out exactly what people are spending their money on, in a brazen attempt to understand stock levels and to re-order certain goods from their suppliers.

3. For details of these and all other Devizes stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station D-Town F-Off.


Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018


Saturday 24 March 2018

Your Hand


Your Hand

I felt your hand holding tightly onto mine
To keep me from falling down
When I struggled to stand and walk
Unaided by your side
Stumbling through my early steps

I felt your hand gently touching mine
To stop me losing heart
And keeping faith with all my dreams
When I doubted my own intentions
Finding my uncertain way to you

I took your hand close within mine
To show that we would be forever joined
You and me against the world, my love
Words and promises and rings
An affirmation of intentions

I held their hands when they were small
So they should know that I was there
Other lives that looked like mine
But better, brighter in every way
My hopes for a greater future

And when I could no longer move
Nor leave this deathly bed
Your hand held tightly onto mine
And you talked and talked into the night
So that I should never be alone

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

Friday 23 March 2018

Powerless


Powerless

Empty calm descends
Upon the cooling house
As motors cease to hum
Falling into solemn stillness
Sudden TV and radio silence
Reduced to muted dumbness
With regular bulletins hushed
Amid the sudden rush
To join the armistice
Of unexpected quiet
Within the working day

Juice no longer in the wires
Plastic plugs and sockets
Stand redundant
Clunky, hard, dead things
Lying there unused, discarded
Their life-force deserted
Retreated down the circuit
Beyond a small switch far away

No longer any motive power
Nor easy electronic force
No pumps or ticking timers
No clocks or blinking lights
Alarms disabled, motors crippled
Equipment and components
Lie unmoving
As if awaiting further instructions

Then ensues a deathly hush
Through cold and empty rooms
Broken only by a ticking mantel clock
Driven by its tensioned spring
Beating out the passing time
In the darkened gloom
As the quiet settles
Heavy as a layer of dust
With almost a presence of its own

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

Thursday 22 March 2018

Beetroot Soup - Borscht


Recipe for: BEETROOT SOUP - BORSCHT

Ingredients:

  • 1 tblsp sunflower oil
  • 1 onion, peeled & chopped
  • 2 celery stalks, washed, trimmed & sliced
  • 300g potatoes, peeled & diced
  • 600g fresh beetroot, peeled & grated
  • 1.5 litres vegetable stock
  • 1 tblsp fresh dill, chopped
  • Freshly ground salt & pepper
 Method:

  1. heat the oil in a large, heavy pan
  2. gently fry the onions, celery, potatoes & beetroot for 5 minutes, stirring constantly
  3. add the stock, bring to the boil, then simmer for 35 minutes, or until the vegetables are completely soft & tender
  4. remove from the heat & liquidise
  5. stir in the dill, salt & pepper to taste & warm through
 What else you need to know:

  1. serve with a swirl of soured cream & a sprig of dill
  2. beware – beetroot juice stains everything it touches!


Wednesday 21 March 2018

Sea And Sand


Sea and Sand

Huddled behind the flapping wind-breaks
On creaking candy-stripe deck-chairs
Naked toes wriggling in the cold damp sand
Watching children play among their castles
The long, chilly day stretches far ahead
From sea-wall to a distant horizon
              
Optimistic hats and sun-tan lotions
Jostling with novels and newspapers
In the beach-bags of bosomy matrons
While damp, gritty bath-towels
Shield the modesty of shivering teen-agers
Changing out of cold wet swim-suits

Seagulls scream in the slate-grey sky
Perhaps portending later rain
Before the distant tide
Slowly comes back in again
Its waves sliding up the chilly beach
Erasing empires built along the shore
And enforcing the reluctant retreat

The last desultory donkey-rides taken
Flags and windmills rescued from the water
Before climbing to the esplanade
And a long promenade along the windy pier
To reach the lonely telescope
Which points towards the blackened sea

Then fish and chips in warm, greasy paper
Or cockles and mussels in plastic cups
The sharp and pungent waft of vinegar
Competing with the fresher smell of ozone
While seeking shelter against the elements
On the seats behind the life-boat station

And later, licking ice-cream and candy-floss
While steadily feeding slot machines
In glittering amusement arcades
Where noisy one-armed bandits
Devour great piles of tanners
Until, bored and poorer
Driven outside again
To stroll, wind-driven
Back along the Front
To buy rock and Kiss-Me-Slowly hats

Reading every comic card
On the twirling wire stands
Before games of football in the park
Krazy Golf, then Pitch and Putt
Before sauntering back slowly
To kill more time, before facing High Tea
And the tyranny of the guest-house landlady

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

Tuesday 20 March 2018

When I Was Older


When I Was Older

When I was older, things made much more sense
And everything kind of hung together
In a way I no longer understand
Life was serious, dull and boring
In a black and white sort of way
But it got me through the years
To get me where I am today

When I was older, I knew clearly who I was
Where I was going, what I was doing
And who was near and dear to me
I played the role of responsible adult
Father to my children, husband and provider
Worker, money-maker, decision-taker
Lover, and sometime man of leisure

When I was older, I grasped what it all meant
What mattered, and how to get things done
I knew who you were then
Why you left me and where you had gone
I hid my small box of cares and worries
And I kept the lid tightly closed
So that you should never know

But now I’m young again, things have changed around
The smells, the sounds, the sights leap right out
Everything is there in full colour
I find that I have nowhere I need to go
I need not make any great decisions
Except what I should have for my dinner
And what time I’d like to go to bed



Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

Monday 19 March 2018

Clown


Clown

Your appearance startles me
As I gaze upon your features
A false face with rictus smile
Wide-eyed, red-nosed grease-paint make-up
The wig, the hat, the jacket
Huge shoes and trousers
Ill-fitting coloured patched-up garb
Exaggerated, extravagant and eccentric

Your gestures make me flinch
Wild anarchic actions
Expansive and grotesque
Flapping, slapstick prat-falls
Tumbling to the crash of cymbals
Comedic foolish fall-guy
Miming pain and sorrow, a parade of emotions
And silent appeals to the comic gods

The crowd’s reaction does not move me
Their laughter growing
Mounting to crescendo
Faces smile-illuminated
Marvelling at the timing
Of the crazy performance within the circus ring
Watching Whiteface and Auguste
Conducting clowning chaos

But your deadpan muzzle leaves me cold
Your sinister expression
Raises phobic fear and terror
My voice sticks in my throat
To me you are no joking jester
Nor clowning priest of mirth
But a chill reminder of a childhood nightmare
A presence from dark anarchic night

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

Sunday 18 March 2018

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 18th March 2018


Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 18th March 2018

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:

1.  The political heat in the region was raised again this week as D-Town expelled 23 Trowvegas so-called “diplomats” as a sanction against the wicked regime there that had sent dirty, unwashed buses to the Market Place on the 49 bus route.  As expected, Trowvegas immediately retaliated by cutting the 19.07 service altogether, and by making the 20.07 service stop at Melksham.  A meeting of D-Town’s Open Security Session (DOSS) will meet later today.

2. Members of The Vize community were saddened this week to hear of the death of a man who contributed so much to modern scientific culture.  Coming from poor circumstances, he overcame personal health issues to become a master of calculating numbers, the science of trajectories, and the popularisation of game theory, and all of this delivered with urbane charm and (some would say) wit.  Through the use of modern technology he became a national treasure.  Yes we will certainly miss Jim Bowen.

3. For details of these and all other Devizes stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station D-Town F-Off.


Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018


Saturday 17 March 2018

Market Day


Market Day

Across the square, Cross-shadowed
Among redundant white lines
Car-cleared and bollarded
An encampment of trucks and white vans
Stalls under candy-stripe awnings
Channel raindrops into small streams
To drip from corners into baskets and trolleys

Shouting and calling, touting and yelling
Today’s bargains, special offers
Everything fresh from the farm
Cox’s in boxes
Bananas in bunches,
Grapes, tomatoes and pears
Eggs, bacon and ham
Puddings, pies and pasties
Sauces, pickles and jam
Milk, cheeses and honey
Flowers, veggies and fruit
Everything’s there if you’ve got money

Oily, scaly wet fish, fresh from the seas
Sharp-finned, bright-eyed and open-mouthed
All good at this price
Glittering, silver darlings
Fanned out on piles of crushed ice

Men’s outsizes, ladies’ lingerie, hats, bras, knickers and socks
Hoover bags, replacement parts, watches, batteries and clocks

Stall-holders sipping extra-sweet tea
Hugging the mugs for their warmth
Take-away bacon rolls cooling on the side
While change is quickly given
Keeping up incessant banter for the punters
A thriving cash economy
Among the strolling bargain-hunters

Hours later, the camp dismantled, the rubbish, the mess and the muck,
Brushes and brooms in the rain, and work-men with the garbage-truck

The wind whips round the deserted space
Whilst, inside, in the pub and the café
It’s time to watch someone else working
And for some hot food and a drink
A chance at last to get warm
A space to reflect and to think

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

Friday 16 March 2018

Double Agent


Double Agent

Do not be fooled by the easy manner
Or his apparently warm, affectionate nature
The well-groomed, tailored coat
Perfect hair and manicured whiskers
Nor his domesticated demeanour

Do not be taken in by his love of warmth
And cosy, comfortable, curled position
Nor his sleepy, silent gaze
As if butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth
Always dozing during daylight
And rubbing round the legs at feeding time

Do not believe for one moment that his carefully managed image,
This cool, collected character, is at all what he purports to be
For Sam is a double-agent, licensed to kill
A sleeper, hiding his true identity
Lying low until Agent Moonlight gives the signal
Calls him from retirement to carry out his next assignment
Working under cover of the darkness
For another operation in a foreign field

Passing through the portal, turning his collar to the night
Nose, ears and senses all alert, carefully checking his equipment
Teeth, paws and claws, all razor-sharpened, glinting
Ready for rapid deployment, sleek and silent
He slips away without a backward glance
Leaving his safe house, out on patrol,
Round his marked and guarded territory
Eyes narrowed, focused, single-minded, ruthless
A trained professional, working alone
Driven by feral, instinctive urges
To taste fresh flesh and warm blood
Each evening before the curfew falls

This murderous, vicious assassin
Callous creeping killer in the night
Will make short work of anything that squeaks and scurries
Briefly before it dies, life throttled from its throat
Then brought back, trophy-style
To be chewed upon the killing floor
The fur and bones left undigested

Mission accomplished, victims abandoned
Honour and appetite satisfied
His shady, secret life discarded
He wanders slowly back to base
Reports in for the evening
Meanders to his sleeping quarters
Cleaning his equipment
Before, contented, curling tail beneath
Setting head upon his paws
To take his after-dinner nap
And resume his old identity

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

Thursday 15 March 2018

Chard, cheese & polenta tart


Recipe for: CHARD, CHEESE & POLENTA TART

Ingredients:

  • For the pastry
    • 170g plain flour
    • 60g quick-cook polenta
    • 20g grated parmesan
    • 140g unsalted, fridge-cold butter
    • 50ml cold water
    • Pinch salt
  • For the filling:
    • 200-250g hard cheese, grated e.g. gruyere
    • 150ml crème fraiche
    • 150ml single cream
    • 3-4 eggs
    • ¾ tsp each salt & pepper
    • 200g chopped swiss chard or spinach, cooked briefly in olive oil & drained
    • Extra grated parmesan for the topping
 Method:

  1. work all the pastry ingredients (except the water) together by hand or in a food processor to get a fine crumbly mixture.  Only add enough water to make it come together as a pastry
  2. tip onto floured work-surface, & work until pastry comes together enough to be rolled out
  3. butter a large flan dish, then lift the pastry disc into place & press gently into place.  Trim off any excess & use pieces to patch or re-inforce the gaps
  4. chill in the freezer for 10 minutes.  Meanwhile heat oven to 180C/ 170C fan/ 350F
  5. place a circle of grease-proof paper in the bottom of the pastry case & fill with baking beans
  6. bake for 20 minutes until just golden
  7. remove paper & beans & bake for another 10 minutes or until pastry cooked through
  8. remove from oven & reduce oven temperature to 150C/ 140C fan
  9. while the case is cooking, mix together all the other ingredients, except the parmesan,  in a bowl
  10. pour into the cooked tart case & spread out evenly.  Grate parmesan on to the top
  11. bake for about 30 minutes until the tart is golden on top & the mixture has set
  12. leave to cool for 10 minutes before cutting & serving
 What else you need to know:

  1. great with a mixed salad & fruity chutneys
  2. the polenta in the pastry mix just adds extra crunch & taste
  3. good hot, warm or cold

Wednesday 14 March 2018

Carpe Diem


Carpe Diem

Squeeze the fruit, enjoy the juice,
And drink it whilst it’s fresh.
This really is that rainy day
And now, right now, is the very time
To indulge the appetite.
Do not prevaricate or hesitate,
Nor wait for some distant tomorrow.

Seize this memory,
This particular moment on this day,
This exact second when you saw and heard,
Smelt and felt this sensation.
Perhaps it will be there again another time
But you can never know for sure
And it may be lost it forever
If you let it go today.

There is no knowing what span of years is yours,
What may happen in days to come,
How long there might be still to go,
Or how close to the end
Before the force of life fails and fades,
When what holds it all together
One day will simply cease to work,
A heart no longer beating, pumping,
Driving the body to its daily workings,
Nor any longer draw in breath
As it has a million times before.

This precious thread will snap,
For it is thin and may break
At any moment, without warning.
Be careful, it is a fragile thing,
The material crumbling in your hand
Falling like dust between your fingers
Into an empty nothingness.

When the curtain finally falls,
Rehearsal over, there will be no performance.
The scene deserted, the actor gone away,
The costume lying empty
And piled inert upon the floor,
No lights, no dialogue,
No expression of emotion
And an end to thinking, feeling, aching.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

Tuesday 13 March 2018

Dealer


Dealer

Movement in the corner of the room
By a silent, shifty individual
A jackal in jacket and jeans
Whose slightest gesture with his eyes
Signals all-clear for the client
Who may casually approach
Stand close by for a few seconds
As fingers delve into pockets
To extract merchandise
In the slim-line paper packet

The swiftest wordless handshake
Between these men who are not friends
And do not know each other
A mere transactional gesture
Enables the exchange
Quickly hand-to-hand
Money moved in seconds
Unseen by the casual observer

The goods gone, the punter moves away
To sample his substance
But the peddler stands his ground
Scouting further business
Looking for passing trade
Cruising for customers
Watching for watchers
Blending with the background

Quiet buying and selling
Subtle supply and demand
Unobtrusive opportunities of the open market
A final chance to turn a profit
Before quietly slipping away
Sliding into dark shadows
As if he had never been here

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

Monday 12 March 2018

Men In Fancy Dress


Men In Fancy Dress

Such clowns and crowd-pleasers
Posing calmly for the cameras
Neither shy nor reticent
To display their daily lives
Each gesture and posture
Behaviour and expression
Perfectly matched
As they sit side by side
And stare into each other’s eyes

Sleeping, eating, playing
In full view, unafraid
These slow, gentle creatures
Endearing and enduring
Such deliberate actions and attitudes
Oblivious to their keepers’ attentions
In these parkland pens

Symbols and souvenirs of their species
Precious panda merchandise
Raising vital funds for breeding research
Daily bamboo diet and long-term preservation
For sale now in the tourist shop

But these cannot be wild creatures
Rescued from their habitat
With heads and hands and feet
Large enough to get into
Their black and white costumes
The right size and shape
For men to live inside
And provide the daily show
For a thousand photographs

The actors, for actors they must be,
Practised in their antics
Always sitting in the right positions
For maximum exposure
This cannot be natural
For them to co-operate so well
The pandas, for pandas they cannot be
Must be but men in fancy dress


Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

Sunday 11 March 2018

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 11th March 2018


Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 11th March 2018

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:

1.  A difficult week for the town.  Large parts have been in lock-down following action by the police and emergency services to isolate the areas affected by poisonous nerve agents.  All outlets of Wadworth brewery, the Greggs pasty shop and the Dodgy Kebab House have been cordoned off to protect members of the public.  A police spokesperson said “This action has nothing to do with nerve gas, but we‘ve been waiting for years for a decent excuse to close these outlets down anyway.  We think people will be grateful.”  Hundreds of citizens continue to have the trots after coming into contact with the noxious substances at these establishments.

2. Members of the governing party at the Town Hall are scrambling to prepare for newly-announced peace talks with the insane regime in Trowvegas.  There is all the possibility of either a complete failure in the talks, or else a major breakthrough.  D-Town is insisting that talks will not take place until Trowvegas first makes more positive moves regarding the 49 bus service.  It is hoped that there will be an historic agreement to bring in official inspectors on the route, in order to monitor future fare rises and journey times.  The international community is holding its breath.

3. For details of these and all other Devizes stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station D-Town F-Off.


Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018