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Monday 4 March 2019

Menage A Trois


Menage A Trois

I’ve always fancied a “menage a trois”
(That would mean two others plus me),
But what is the right combination
Of the two sexes required to be?

Of another man I might become jealous,
And the woman would always be tired.
Two men are bound to be competitive,
For which one of us the woman desired.

Two women and I’d be caught in the middle,
Then again that might not be a bad thing,
Although I’d be the one that was exhausted,
No – the alarm bells are starting to ring!

Perhaps such an arrangement isn’t for me?
Three in a bed and you’re never alone!
No – scrub that one for an idea -
I think I’m better off on my own!

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2019

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