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Saturday 10 August 2019

It's The End Of The World On Saturday


It’s The End Of The World On Saturday

Mam, it’s the end of the world on Saturday.
Can I stay up late the night before?
If we’re all getting fried on the week-end,
There’s no point being a bore.

Mam, it’s the end of the world on Saturday.
The pastor says there’ll be a Great Flood.
There’ll be fires, and earthquakes,
And boils & locusts & rivers of mud.

Mam, it’s the end of the world on Saturday.
I want to be one of the saved.
It’s what we’ve all waited for,
The ending that we’ve all craved.

There’ll be no time for quips,
We’ll squeak like pips.
It trips off the lips,
As our confidence dips,
When we meet our apocalypse.

Mam, it’s the end f the world on Saturday.
The cataclysm is here.
Judgement Day is coming.
No time for trembling in fear.

For we’ve been groomed,
Our future has loomed.
We’ll all be entombed,
The ending zoomed,
As we prepare to be doomed.

Mam, it’s the end of the world I’m sure.
I don’t want to be one of the sinners -
I want to be lifted to heaven,
I want to be one of the winners.

It said in Ezekiel,
There’ll be no equal,
To the terrors,
And the meek’ll
Inherit the earth.

* * * * * * *

Mam, the earth didn’t end after all;
It’s all been a terrible let-down.
I thought I’d be sitting next to Jesus,
And be one of the stars in His crown.

Mam, it seems it just wasn’t to be:
There wasn’t any of God’s wrath -
It’s all just the same old same old,
There was something wrong with the math.
  
I think I can tell,
All is still well.
There wasn’t a death knell,
No ringing of bells,
No fires of hell.

Mam, it seems the signs & portents were wrong.
The reasons aren’t simple to capture:
The End of Times didn’t come,
And I wasn’t lifted up in the Rapture.

If there’s no Second Coming,
If we’ve all mis-read the code,
I’ll have to take that library book back,
And pay back that fiver I owed.

Mam, the end of the world didn’t come in the end.
There’s no point living in fear.
It’s all so – disappointing,
So Armageddon out of here.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2019

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