Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 16th February 2020
Here is our weekly
round-up of events from D-Town:
1. D-Town
residents were split in their reaction to the announcement that the High Speed
Tractor Lane connecting the town to Potterne, Lavington and beyond. This will shorten tractor journey times by
nearly two minutes, but will increase car journey times by nearly half an hour,
and will create even longer queues of traffic behind the tractors. Three Sites of No Scientific Interest (SNSI) will
be un-touched by the development.
2. And
in yet another blow to its already dubious reputation D-Town Ramblers have been
found guilty of breaking strict fair-pay regulations. It has been revealed that rewards to players
have included post-match kebabs and fish & chips. These clandestine portions were not declared
to the Salary Cap Administrator.
Ramblers have been deducted 50 points and banned from competing in
Europe for two years. However this is
not expected to affect them very much, since they are already bottom of the
Vaseline League (North), and have never competed in Europe during any of their
history.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2020
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