Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 11th June 2023
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. The ex-mayor, having been found guilty by the Privileges Committee of gross misconduct by running over little old ladies and eating kittens in public, has continued to deny any wrong-doing, saying that he has been forced out of the Council Chamber by people who are simply a little over-squeamish.
2. And sports fans throughout the town have been celebrating the news that walking football over-70’s team D-Town Academicals have done the sextuple in one campaign season – winners of the Alzheimer’s League (North-Western Division), winners of the FA (Fuck All) Cup, winners of the Werthers’ Originals Trophy, winners of Crumblies’ Cup, winners of the Pringles BBQ Flavour all-comers cup (unopposed), winners of Anusol Ring Of Fire competition, and winners of the Cup-Winners’ Cup Cup Cup.
Copyright Andy
Fawthrop 2023
