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Sunday, 16 March 2014

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 16th March 2014

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 16th March 2014

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1.       The search for the missing tractor continues, after nearly a week with no news.  It now appears from satellite and radar information that the tractor continued to move for up to ten more minutes after it was last seen in the lane by the school.  Searchers are now focused on two specific possible “corridors” where the tractor may have got to.

2.       Voting has commenced in the referendum in the local area of Hedddington to find out whether its residents wish to secede from the control of Seend and to join Bromham.  The majority of residents there share many ties with Bromham, and many of them speak Bromham-ese as their natural tongue, so it is expected that the result will be a landslide in favour of the motion.  The Foreign Minister of Seend, together with his opposite numbers in Trowbridge and The West,  has declared the referendum to be invalid, because it violates Wiltshire law.

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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