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Sunday, 8 February 2015

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 8th February 2015

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 8th February 2015

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1.       The Chairman of the Parish Council has been engaged in intensive shuttle diplomacy this week to try and bring about a peaceful settlement to the armed conflict along the Seend border, where enemy tractors have been spotted massing, with possible intent to invade the top fields near Minty’s Top.  It is thought that he will propose a de-militarised zone (DMZ) of 500 yards either side of that little lane runs down the valley, near the big oak tree, with the large rock at the bottom.

2.       Bromham Telecom (BT) has announced that it has agreed to buy Easington Electric (EE) in a deal reported to be worth a disused barn and three pigs.  In other moves “3” is buying “02” and launching a new company to be called “5”, and Poundland will buy 99p stores in order to launch a new store on Bromham High Street to be called “Just Under Two Quid”.

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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