Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 8th March 2015
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. Dave
Wentwrong, leader of the Field Land-Owners’ Party (FLOP) has denied that he is
seeking to fail to buy his round in The Wounded Ferret. Ted Willeybanned, head of the Carrot-Rooters’
Action Party (CRAP) has offered to be in the Saloon Bar “any time, any day” to
participate in the round. Dick Legge of
the Workers’ Horticultural Organisation (WHO) has offered to buy the round in Wentwrong’s
place, and to try and get the money off him later. The landlord of the pub,
supported by his regular customers, has threatened to cordon off one corner of
the bar and leave “an empty chair” until Wentwrong finally turns up.
2. The
end of Bromham Casuals’ first round, second leg, third play-off game against
Heddington was marred by the pitch invasion of four or five hot-headed fans,
frustrated at the 11-0 losing scoreline. The Germoloids Cream Cup-tie was marred by the
89th minute trouble when a couple walking their dog around the
playing fields happened to cut across one corner of the pitch, thus confusing
the Casuals’ keeper Sam “the cat” piglet, who attempted an out-of area tackle.
This signalled the flood-gates to open for the frustrated fans in an attempt to
have the game halted. The referee stopped the game for almost two minutes,
before Casuals conceded a further two late goals, losing 13-0.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
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