Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 29th November 2015
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. The
Parish Council has been thrown into political turmoil over the debate on
whether to begin saturation bombing of Heddington. Parish Councillors are split down the
middle. The Bromham Air Force is already
carrying out selective drone raids against Seend Separatists, and the latest intention
is to carry the fight over the border, in order to root out terrorist elements
in their homelands. Bromham’s Defence
Threat Warning Level is now set to fairly dark orange (very miffed & quite
afraid).
2. Meanwhile
villagers have begun their preparations for excessive spending in the lead-up
to Christmas. Following “Black Friday”
(although every day is fairly black in Bromham), the village shop has run other
promotions, such as “Spending Saturday” and “Sod It All Sunday”. Next week it plans to run “Moron Monday”, “Twatface
Tuesday” and “Woeful Wednesday”. However must shoppers are expected to stay
indoors, do all their shopping online, and to spend the savings made on cheap
cider in the pub.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2015
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