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Sunday, 29 November 2015

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 29th November 2015

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 29th November 2015
                                             
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1.       The Parish Council has been thrown into political turmoil over the debate on whether to begin saturation bombing of Heddington.  Parish Councillors are split down the middle.  The Bromham Air Force is already carrying out selective drone raids against Seend Separatists, and the latest intention is to carry the fight over the border, in order to root out terrorist elements in their homelands.  Bromham’s Defence Threat Warning Level is now set to fairly dark orange (very miffed & quite afraid).

2.       Meanwhile villagers have begun their preparations for excessive spending in the lead-up to Christmas.  Following “Black Friday” (although every day is fairly black in Bromham), the village shop has run other promotions, such as “Spending Saturday” and “Sod It All Sunday”.  Next week it plans to run “Moron Monday”, “Twatface Tuesday”  and “Woeful Wednesday”.  However must shoppers are expected to stay indoors, do all their shopping online, and to spend the savings made on cheap cider in the pub.

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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