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Sunday, 26 May 2013

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 26th May 2013


Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 26th May 2013
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1. ·         In a landmark judgement in the Bromham Parish Court of Chancery, the modern role of technology was brought into a new light. The wife of the cousin of the brother of the bloke who cleans out the pigs at Dickhead Farm, Silly Poorcow, was found guilty of slandering members of the Young Farmers’ League in a tweet which she sent last year.  The tweet said “Wonder why young farmers are so keen on farmer’s balls? (Innocent, post-ironic, but still quite thoughtful & enquiring face).

2. ·         The Bromham Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) has been forced to admit that it has written off almost £7.99 in costs. This relates to the purchase of some software app which, apparently, is not compatible with the boss’s phone, and won’t run on his Humanoid operating system.  The BBC’s tea-boy, who had been sent out to buy the software from the local shop, has been sacked.

3. ·         For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2013

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