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Sunday, 13 October 2013

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 13th October 2013

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 13th October 2013

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1.       The mid-week cup game at Bromham Casuals’ ground had to be called off on Wednesday night when it transpired that the entire pitch had disappeared.  A subsequent police investigation revealed that deer had covered up the white lines, mice had nested on the field, foxes had dismantled the main stand, weasels had removed the dugouts, kestrels had flown away with the corner-flags, and voles had stolen the match-ball.  However, the main crime was that badgers had moved the goalposts

2.       Bromham Parish continues to lurch from crisis to crisis as there is no-end to the financial shut down.  The Carrot-Rooters’ Action Party (CRAP) have continued to block efforts by the Field Land-Owners’ Party (FLOP) to get the Parish Council to vote through the budget for the coming year.  As a result, the gate to the cemetery continues to be locked, and no-one has picked up the litter in the High Street for nearly a week.

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2013

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