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Sunday, 19 January 2014

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 19th January 2014

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 19th January 2014

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1.       Bromham Crown Court has been busy this week, as nearly every court-room was being used to process the constant stream of local celebrity octagenarians being prosecuted under the 1927 Goat-Nadgering (And Related Farmstock) Abuse Act. Goats and sheep as old as 12 have been coming forward to make formal complaints to the Police that they had been interfered with over the past 12 months, in a range of outdoor locations in the area.

2.       Excitement is building in anticipation of the opening of the Wiltshire Winter Olympics at the new multi-pound Sodyou site on the edge of the village.  Security has been tight, with foot patrols in the High Street having been stepped up to once an hour.  There is also a rumour that, during the Games period, the X33 bus service will include an extra journey calling at Bromham (Wednesdays only).

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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