Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 13th April 2014
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
Bromham Parish Council was thrown into turmoil
this week as yet another member of that august body was forced to come to the
Council Chamber and make a formal apology over an expenses issue. Maria Piglet (Con) admitted that she had failed
to pay the full amount of tax on her carrot store, and that she had
over-claimed vegetable relief for parsnips.
2.
There are fears that Bromham’s schools are being
infiltrated by underground Seend extremists.
Inspectors have been called in, and the recruitment of school governors
has been suspended, whilst these claims are investigated. It is thought that a deliberate campaign is
under way to pack the Boards of Governors with Seend-dialect speakers, and to
introduce “non-Bromham” ways by covert methods.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2014
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