Rhymes In The News
– (Hey Diddle Diddle)
Cutlery Couple
Forced To Return Home
Police and Child Protection Officers have become involved
after a young couple from the kitchen area were discovered to have absconded
without permission. Angry parents (a Mr &
Mrs Ladle) have claimed that the Dish, who was a year older and who hailed from
the less-fashionable area of Crockery, had persuaded their daughter, a younger
spoon from the Cutlery group, to run away with him after a protracted period of
“grooming”. They were said to be
heart-broken, after having paid huge fees for their daughter to attend a top
cutlery-drawer establishment.
The young couple were known within kitchen circles, despite
their different backgrounds, to have been quite friendly, but knives and forks
(who were part of the same silver service) had been unaware that the couple had
begun to engage in spooning activity.
The couple were finally tracked down in a holiday resort
and theme park known as Nurseryland, after they had spent two weeks on the run,
living on their parents’ credit cards.
A local dog, who had witnessed the elopement, said ‘it’s
a bit of a laugh, isn’t it – a bit of sport?’
A quantity of hallucogenic drugs were recovered from the
couple’s luggage, after they claimed to have seen visions of a large feline
playing a violin and a cow attempting to vault over the moon.
And in other news:
·
A young girl, believed to be a milk-maid, sitting
eating an all-dairy lunch, was frightened away, when a large arachnid, so far
unidentified, sat down beside her.
·
An elderly gentleman had to be removed from the
local pub, when he became over-rowdy. He
was arrested for being drunk and disorderly, after he insisted on smoking a
pipe within licensed premises, and loudly shouting out musical requests to the
resident band, consisting of three violins.
·
And Police were also called to a scene of
domestic violence, when a Mr King assaulted his own son, whom he called a
knave, when he discovered that the boy had stolen a number a jam tarts, which
his wife had recently baked. The father
was warned as to his future conduct, and the son escaped with a formal caution
after he returned the stolen items and vowed not to steal again in future.
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