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Sunday, 17 April 2016

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 17th April 2016

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 17th April 2016
                                             
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1.       The leader of the Parish Council, Dave Campervan, has taken the village by surprise and published a summary of his Tesco Discount Card Account.  However, opposition leaders are furious that he has not disclosed the full details, leaving them to speculate about some purchases, and to fill in some of the blanks.  The pressure is now on for all members of the Parish Council to publish details of their card accounts, including those at IKEA, Nectar and B&Q.

2.       And in a further shock revelation this week, the vicar of St Knickerless, Ivor Pugh, has revealed that the man whom he has been calling his father for the past forty years is not in fact his biological parent.  In an emotional statement Pugh divulged that his mother had been having an affair with the church-warden, a Mr Hugh Jarse, right up until the day she was married.  However the reverend minister said he was relieved to have gone through life as Ivor Pugh, rather than Ivor Hugh Jarse.

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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