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Sunday, 3 April 2016

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 3rd April 2016

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 3rd April 2016
                                             
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1.       Deep despair in the village this week when it was announced that the Indian owners of the tobacconists on the corner of the High Street wanted to sell up the business.  Up to four jobs may be affected.  There have been calls for the Parish Council to intervene and save the shop, but Dave Wentwrong (leader of the Field Land-Owners’ Party – FLOP) could not be immediately contacted due to a previous appointment (currently taking lessons in teeth-sucking).  Meanwhile, the Councillor responsible for Bromham Trade & Industry had to cut short a visit to Trowbridge, where he had gone on the bus with his daughter.

2.       Tributes have been paid to that bloke in the pub who used to tell funny stories in the Snug Bar of The Wounded Ferret on a Saturday Night.  No-one can actually remember his name, but everyone has agreed that he was “very funny”, particularly when he was really pissed.  On nights when he was only slightly inebriated he could be “slightly amusing”, whereas other times he was “quite a comic”.  He has been laid to rest in the Parish Church, his coffin surrounded by four candles.  So it’s goodnight from him then.

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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