Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 4th December 2016
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. The
model nativity scene has gone up in the lock-up, a spindly Christmas tree is
strapped to the flagpole, and the one official string of bunting has been
stretched across the High Street. In yet
another no-expenses-spared display of generosity, Bromham does Christmas once
again. However, the village shop is
already stocking crème eggs, so roll on Easter.
2. In
a shock development this week, only five
days after winning the annual carrot-wrangling championships, Nicker Top-Berk
has announced his retirement from competitive vegetable contact sports. He said that he no longer wished to dedicate long
nights to training, to observing the intricate technical rules of the sport,
and to coming home each day smelling of sprouts.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2016
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