Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 15th January 2017
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. Panic
buying occurred at the village shop on Thursday after a single snow-flake was
spotted by a man walking his dog out in the fields. Villagers stocked up with milk, bread and
Aunt Bessie’s pre-cooked Yorkshire puddings in a desperate attempt to get
through the crisis. Police advised
people to abandon their homes. The
Wounded Ferret was set up as a social centre and bus services were re-routed
for the day.
2. The
nature of the arrangements for leaving Wiltshire (Wexit) continues to be
debated. Whilst several have argued for
a hard Wexit, there are those who want a very soft Wexit. However new factions have emerged who want a
slightly soggy-bottomed Wexit, those who want a crusty-topped Wexit, and even a
breakaway group seeking a Roast Wexit with all the trimmings & gravy.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2017
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