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Sunday, 19 February 2017

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 19th February 2017

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 19th February 2017

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
                                                    
1.      Bromham International Airstrip’s main terminal was in lock-down this week after the reported murder of a man identified as Dim Cong-Eal, who may or may not be related to Dum Cong-Eal, the megalomaniac leader of North Wiltshire Council.  Bromham police have so far arrested 1,275 people in connection with the incident, in which the man is suspected of being poisoned. But, in a confused press conference yesterday, the authorities admitted that they had released 1,276 people on bail pending further enquiries. Ben Dover, the village drunk, has not been seen since.

2.      The situation at the airport was further complicated when Harry’s son, Ford, mistakenly drove his tractor onto the main runway, thinking that it was simply a local access road. As jets landing and taking off swooped only feet above his head, Ford radioed the control tower, asking if these aircraft movements were meant to be taking place on his farm.  Ford, a local celebrity, used to train hawks, as far back as the year 2000, when his favourite bird was known as the millennium falcon.

3.      For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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