Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 19th February 2017
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. Bromham
International Airstrip’s main terminal was in lock-down this week after the
reported murder of a man identified as Dim Cong-Eal, who may or may not be
related to Dum Cong-Eal, the megalomaniac leader of North Wiltshire
Council. Bromham police have so far arrested
1,275 people in connection with the incident, in which the man is suspected of
being poisoned. But, in a confused press conference yesterday, the authorities
admitted that they had released 1,276 people on bail pending further enquiries.
Ben Dover, the village drunk, has not been seen since.
2. The
situation at the airport was further complicated when Harry’s son, Ford,
mistakenly drove his tractor onto the main runway, thinking that it was simply
a local access road. As jets landing and taking off swooped only feet above his
head, Ford radioed the control tower, asking if these aircraft movements were
meant to be taking place on his farm.
Ford, a local celebrity, used to train hawks, as far back as the year
2000, when his favourite bird was known as the millennium falcon.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2017
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