Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday
18th June 2017
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Devizes:
1. Citizens
of the town were left shocked and bewildered this week when the leader of one
of the minor parties in the Town Council resigned his position, citing incompatible
differences between his public position and his private beliefs. Tim Carryon of the Local Independents of
Devizes for Democracy (LIBDems) said that his personal faith in Devil Worship
and Animal Sacrifice had made it difficult for him to represent some of the
farmers in his local constituency.
2. And
the Leader of the Town Council, Theresa Green, has come under fire by members
of all parties after failing to show sufficient humanity in her dealings with
the great unwashed of the borough. Following
the death of one of the town’s revered pigeons in the Market Place last week,
the leaderene did not attend the memorial service, nor contribute to the fund
for the support of the pigeon’s relatives.
It was left to the leader of the Opposition, Jezza Bored-Thin, to carry
out the required emoting, by becoming one of the bird’s coffin-bearers.
3.
For
details of these and all other Devizes stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station D-Town F-off.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2017
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