Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday
25th June 2017
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Devizes:
1. Well
it’s been music, music, music all the way in D-Town this weekend as the
nationally-famous love-in that is the annual festival takes place. Nearly tens of people flocked to The Green to
see such headline acts as Amy Ciderhouse, Rusty Springboard, Charles Aznavoice
and Riff Pilchard appearing on the Wigwam stage. The much-expected rain did not appear, so
there was no mud – a major disappointment to the town pervs, who normally enjoy
watching scantily-clad young ladies in their wet t-shirts.
2. And
great excitement in the town’s Council Chamber this week when the Lady Mayoress
formally opened proceedings for yet another year. Remarks were made about the Mayoress’s hat,
which bore a striking resemblance to the green and white stripes of the
Wiltshire flag, perhaps a coded message against Brexit (borough exit from
Wiltshire)? It was also a nice touch for
her to bring her young son along to proceedings, perhaps with a view to him one
day becoming the mayor himself. Bless.
3.
For
details of these and all other Devizes stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station D-Town F-Off.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2017
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