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Sunday, 15 October 2017

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 15th October 2017

Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 15th October 2017

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
                                                  
1.      The Media City district of downtown D-Town has been thrown into mild surprise by the increasing number of revelations regarding local impresario and part-time horse-massager Harvey Moonshine.  Rumours of his alleged despicable activities have been rife in the arts circles of the town for many years, but only in the past week has the full scale of his crimes made it as far as the letters page in the Gazette and Herald (Devizes Edition, reaching up to 17 people in print and online weekly).  Now a letter has flooded in, taking the tycoon to task for answering the door in his dressing-gown.  It is not yet currently known why Mr Moonshine has a door in his dressing gown.  It is probably a show-biz thing.

2.      And the leader of the Town Council has publicly refused to ratify the Nuclear Bi-lateral Treaty with Trowbridge.  He claimed that Trowvegas had failed to honour the spirit of the agreement, and continued to be a bad influence throughout all parts of the Badlands of Western Wiltshire.  There are even rumours of a secret military pact with Westbury.  D-Town is expected to increase sanctions against these unruly jihadists by refusing to let the 49 bus run any further west than Semington.  They have been warned!

3.      For details of these and all other Devizes stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station D-Town F-Off.


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