Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday
15th October 2017
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. The
Media City district of downtown D-Town has been thrown into mild surprise by
the increasing number of revelations regarding local impresario and part-time
horse-massager Harvey Moonshine. Rumours
of his alleged despicable activities have been rife in the arts circles of the
town for many years, but only in the past week has the full scale of his crimes
made it as far as the letters page in the Gazette and Herald (Devizes Edition,
reaching up to 17 people in print and online weekly). Now a letter has flooded in, taking the
tycoon to task for answering the door in his dressing-gown. It is not yet currently known why Mr
Moonshine has a door in his dressing gown.
It is probably a show-biz thing.
2. And
the leader of the Town Council has publicly refused to ratify the Nuclear
Bi-lateral Treaty with Trowbridge. He claimed
that Trowvegas had failed to honour the spirit of the agreement, and continued
to be a bad influence throughout all parts of the Badlands of Western
Wiltshire. There are even rumours of a
secret military pact with Westbury.
D-Town is expected to increase sanctions against these unruly jihadists
by refusing to let the 49 bus run any further west than Semington. They have been warned!
3.
For
details of these and all other Devizes stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station D-Town F-Off.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2017
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