Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 13th February 2022
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. Another busy week in The Vize with the shock news that the local commissioner of police Cressida Knob. After the mayor confided to reporters that he had no idea what Ms Knob ever did for the town, her position became untenable. The search for her successor has already begun. The front-runners include Ivor Plodd, WPC Sarah Distick and Les B. Avennue.
2. And tonight (Sunday) sees the biggest sporting clash in the world with the planet-wide screening of Mudbowl LVI (56 in new money). The final of the Goat-nadgering World Cup will be contested by farmers representing The Sham, and a scratch team of yokels representing the Trowvegas Terrors. Seven rounds of mud-based activities will take place, including muck-spreading for beginners, wrestling in sewage and advanced fat-ball clearance.
Copyright Andy
Fawthrop 2022
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