Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 25th February 2024
1. Several streets in D-Town were closed yesterday as police and army technicians struggled to contain the threat of explosions. The milk-float had been parked for several days in bright sunshine, and it was feared that several bottles of semi-skimmed were about to blow. After sealing off the vehicle and carrying out a risk-based cheese-making assessment, the decision was made to detonate the deadly cargo in the waters of the K&A canal. Although several curds were formed, the police managed to get the dangerous liquid a-whey safely. Had the yoghurt blown, it was feared that nearly £7-worth of damage might be caused.
2. Following the utter chaos in the Council chamber on Thursday when politicians from both sides attacked each other, representatives from both Israel and Hamas have appealed for peace and a negotiated settlement. Also the US Defence Force and the Iranian-backed Houthis have called for calm, but also offered to send weapons in an attempt to bring the wrangling to a final solution.
Copyright Andy
Fawthrop 2024
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