Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 19th May 2024
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. People across the UK were making a big deal of seeing the Aurora Borealis this week. For D-Town this was nothing new at all. People in The Vize have been seeing flashing lights in the sky for years, usually after falling out of the pub following the consumption of several pints of Waddie’s “Skullcrusher” IPA. This local delicacy is made using water drawn from the less-than-pristine waters of the K&A canal, and traditionally served in a dirty glass.
2. And the new series of “Dr. Who” has landed on UK TV screens. Again this is nothing of much remark to our benighted locals, who have been living in the past for years. Anyone will tell you that passing through the portals of The Exchange Nightclub is equivalent to threading through a space/ time continuum, where you will meet strange, inexplicable alien creatures who have difficulty expressing themselves to mere humans.
Copyright Andy
Fawthrop 2024
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