Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline –
19th August 2012
Here is
our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
·
Bromham
Parish Council have decided to give diplomatic asylum to Hugh Jarse, who is
facing extradition proceedings to Seend to face serious charges of cabbage
smuggling, and an unspecified sexual offence with a courgette. He is resisting deportation on the grounds
that he fears further extradition to Trowbridge.
·
Local
layabout, Evan Piglet, has been castigated again by local people after he
failed to reveal the whereabouts of the Bromham village sign, which he
impetuously buried over thirty years ago in a drunken spree. Despite several appeals to his better nature,
Piglet has refused to co-operate. It was
hoped that he had revealed the location of the missing sign in a sealed letter
to his brother, but hopes of this were dashed yesterday when it was pointed out
that he can neither read nor write.
·
After
a long summer during which absolutely nothing has been happening on the
sporting scene, the West Wiltshire Germolene League kicked off yesterday. Bromham Casuals began their campaign in
traditional manner by going down 3-1 away at Heddington Hecklers, with star
striker Dwayne Mooney, as usual, being sent off in the 30th minute
for ungentlemanly conduct.
·
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2012
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