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Sunday, 26 August 2012

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 26th August 2012

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – 26th August 2012

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
·         Problems have emerged this week over the grading of farm-workers’ field-picking skills.  Subjects such as Baby Carrot and Sweetheart Cabbage have come in for particular criticism by some farmers, who have accused the Field Exams Council Ko-Operative (FECK) of applying different standards to tests undertaken in January to those taken in June.

·         It is with great regret that The Bulletin announces the death Neil Piglet, the first man from Bromham to set foot on the surface of Trowbridge in 1969, blazing a path for Bromham’s later exploration of outer Wiltshire.  His historic words of: “one small step for a Piglet, a giant leap forward for Bromham-kind” will be forever remembered.

·         Bromham’s Library has been over-run this last month by requests to borrow copies of the carrot bonk-buster Fifty Shades of Orange.  Librarians have had to order in extra copies after the lending section was inundated with requests from middle-aged farmers’ wives, and finding that existing copies were being returned smeared with mud, and very much the worse for wear.

·         For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2012

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