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Sunday, 13 July 2014

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 13th July 2014

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 13th July 2014

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1.       Bromham struck back across the Seend border yesterday, by sending in ground forces to arrest senior Seend Separatist leaders in reprisal for continued cabbage incursions.  A number of Bromham residents have had to take shelter against incoming carrot attacks over the past week, and armed forces remain on high military alert.  Sources in Trowbridge say that all attempts at mediation have so far failed, and have appealed for restraint on both sides.

2.       In a historic vote in the Parish Council today, a narrow majority voted in favour of allowing women to buy their own drinks in the snug bar of The Wounded Ferret for the first time. Pub leaders fear that the contentious vote could lead a permanent split in the pub’s clientele.

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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