Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 20th July 2014
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
The leader of the Field Land-Owners’ Party
(FLOP) and of Bromham Parish Council, Dave Wentwrong, took drastic action this
week to shake up his council party ahead of next year’s parish elections. In a
long-expected re-shuffle, dubbed “the night of long scythes”, Wentwrong
dispensed with the services of William “Piglet” Vague, Micky “Madcase” Gove,
and Owen Shatonsome. In turn, there were
promotions into the inner Parish Cabinet for some of the village’s best-looking
women. Badgers out in the village fields
were observed to be celebrating.
2.
Seend separatists have disclaimed all
responsibility for the wrecking of a Bromham tractor in the disputed border
territories between the two super-villages. Diplomats of the United Numpties
(UN) in Trowbridge have appealed to both sides for restraint, and to allow
accident inspectors on to the crash site.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2014
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