Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 28th September 2014
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
Party conference season is under way in
Bromham. Last week in the Weetabix
Memorial Hall, the Carrot-Rooters’ Action Party (CRAP) were addressed by their
leader Ted Willybanned, who forgot to mention the Parish Council’s overdraft at
the Bromham Capital Bank. Over the
weekend it was the turn of the Swivel-Eyed Loon Federation (SELF), whose
conference at the Mr Kipling Exhibition Centre was boosted by the unexpected
defection of Eric “Completely” Reckless to them from Field Land-Owners Party
(FLOP). FLOP themselves begin their own
conference at the Anusol Centre today, where the Squeaky-Bum Faction are
expected to bring a motion of censure against their own leader, Dave Wentwrong,
in what will be the last major gathering before the General Bunfight in May
next year.
2.
A pair of Rural Agricultural Force (RAF)
tractors were reported to have carried out an armed reconnaissance mission deep
into Seend territory overnight, but without actually delivering their payload
due to a lack of specific targets. The
mission was the first after the specially-recalled Parish Council voted by a
large majority on Friday to authorise limited action against the self-styled IS
(Independent Seend).
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2014
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