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Sunday, 19 July 2015

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 19th July 2015

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 19th July 2015

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1.       Scientists in Bromham celebrated this week as their land probe, dubbed Wiltshire Voyager, successfully carried out its drive-by mission in the far-distant town of Trowbridge.  This strange, alien world, was first discovered in the last century, and only 50 years ago suffered the indignity of being reduced in local parlance from a “town” to “gert village”.  Photographs were beamed back via a weak 3G link to space headquarters on the High Street, where head scientist George Piglet said “we have discovered many new things about Trowbridge, including the fact that we had long suspected – it is a place with no atmosphere.”

2.       A new report has been issued on the future of the Bromham Broadcasting Corporation (BBC), setting out a range of options for how it should be funded.  The Corporation has suffered recent criticism of its attempts to make popular programs such as “Strictly Come Farming”, “Top Beer”, “The Bum Show” and “Fleece-Enders”, rather than more public service-oriented documentaries such as “Planet Bromham” and “The Great Bromham Beetroot-off”.

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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