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Sunday, 13 September 2015

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 13th September 2015

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 13th September 2015
                                             
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1.       Bromham’s Swarfega Memorial Hall was packed to the rafters last night for the Last Night of the Toms.  The crowd, dressed in traditional costumes which heavily featured baler twine and grockle hats sang all the usual favourites such as “Jerusalem Artichoke”, “Land of Kale and Glory”, “God Save The Bean”, and “Auld Lang Leek”.

2.       The result was announced yesterday lunchtime of the election for the leadership of the Carrot-Rooters Action Party (CRAP), after the earlier resignation of Ted Willeybanned.  The new leader will be Jezzer “Cor” Binn, a bearded left-wing intellectual who had previously been working as a slopper-out at the local pig-farm and abattoir.  His first task will be to re-unite his party around an agenda and manifesto to ensure that they will never form the majority in the Parish Council ever again.

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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