Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 14th February 2016
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. To
celebrate Valentine’s Day, Geoff ‘Call Me Romantic’ Piglet is taking his girlfriend
Wendy Boatcumsin to The Wounded Ferret for their bargain basement “Valentine
Special Meal Deal” (available 5pm to 7pm only), which features a romantic two-for-one
offer. The meal features a starter of
pickled onion sandwiches, main course of lightly-poached badger in fertiliser
sauce (to share) and a dessert of Bromham Mess (meringue, cream, fruit sauce
and beetroot). Drinks are not included. Indigestion tablets optional.
2. After
decades of research at the Bromham Associated Science Institute Corporation
(BASIC), and using specialist sensitive equipment, the existence of gravitational
waves of a faint morality have been detected emanating from the deep space of
Wiltshire Council in Trowbridge. The famous
Bromham scientist Albert Piglet had predicted the existence of such a moral
force in the Universe more than 80 years ago, but only now has actual proof been
established.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2016
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