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Sunday, 14 February 2016

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 14th February 2016

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 14th February 2016
                                             
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1.       To celebrate Valentine’s Day, Geoff ‘Call Me Romantic’ Piglet is taking his girlfriend Wendy Boatcumsin to The Wounded Ferret for their bargain basement “Valentine Special Meal Deal” (available 5pm to 7pm only), which features a romantic two-for-one offer.  The meal features a starter of pickled onion sandwiches, main course of lightly-poached badger in fertiliser sauce (to share) and a dessert of Bromham Mess (meringue, cream, fruit sauce and beetroot).  Drinks are not included.  Indigestion tablets optional.

2.       After decades of research at the Bromham Associated Science Institute Corporation (BASIC), and using specialist sensitive equipment, the existence of gravitational waves of a faint morality have been detected emanating from the deep space of Wiltshire Council in Trowbridge.  The famous Bromham scientist Albert Piglet had predicted the existence of such a moral force in the Universe more than 80 years ago, but only now has actual proof been established.

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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