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Sunday, 9 April 2017

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 9th April 2017

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 9th April 2017

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
                                                  
1.      Bromham’s Foreign Minister (well, he’s not actually Bromham born & bred, so we think he’s a bit, you know, “foreign”), has condemned Wiltshire Council’s decision to attack the village with Leisurely Sea-Cruise missiles on Friday.  The attack was in retaliation for a suspected methane attack two days earlier, when the village’s farmers liberally covered their fields with fresh manure.  The drifting “country” smell caused people in Trowbridge to have to close their windows for a few hours.  It is hoped that an international incident can be avoided.

2.      Bromham’s racecourse, Aintright, was packed with a great crowd in holiday mood yesterday, to watch favourite Dunrunnin romp home in the famous Ganderflank Chase.  Second was Wellbeaten and third was Littlechance.

3.      For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2017


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