Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 9th April 2017
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. Bromham’s
Foreign Minister (well, he’s not actually Bromham born & bred, so we think
he’s a bit, you know, “foreign”), has condemned Wiltshire Council’s decision to
attack the village with Leisurely Sea-Cruise missiles on Friday. The attack was in retaliation for a suspected
methane attack two days earlier, when the village’s farmers liberally covered
their fields with fresh manure. The drifting
“country” smell caused people in Trowbridge to have to close their windows for
a few hours. It is hoped that an
international incident can be avoided.
2. Bromham’s
racecourse, Aintright, was packed with a great crowd in holiday mood yesterday,
to watch favourite Dunrunnin romp home in the famous Ganderflank Chase. Second was Wellbeaten and third was
Littlechance.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2017
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