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Sunday, 27 August 2017

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 27th August 2017

Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 27th August 2017

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Devizes:
                                                  
1.      A civic row broke out this week after the mayor announced that the planned new garden bridge across the canal, just behind the brewery out-fall, is to be abandoned.  Almost £7 had been spent by school-children on paper and crayons in various abortive attempts to design the structure, and all of this will now be lost to the tax-payer.  The key reason for the scheme being aborted was the lack of public support, based on the fact that the bridge was not needed since there are already twenty-seven crossing points within the town.

2.      Apart from the annual D-Town International Street Festival and Carnival this week-end, townsfolk will be celebrating the 150th anniversary of the start of the Shopping Forecast.  Who can forget such timeless cadences as “Tesco – declining, now leaving.  Waitrose – distant, unlikely and in Melksham thriving.  Iceland – cheap, some bargains.  Morrisons – clueless and confusing, closing later.  Sainsbury – rising, convenient, poor pricing.”???

3.      For details of these and all other Devizes stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station D-Town F-Off.


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