Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 25th March 2018
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. In a shock move
this week, it was revealed that D-Town id-cards (essential for passing
unhindered through the town’s military checkpoints) will in future be printed
over the border in that there Zummerzet.
It had been thought that once Drexit had been achieved The Vize would be
free to shamelessly use its own suppliers within the town, and to cock a snoop
at all outsiders, but apparently there are rules against doing this. A D-Town official spokesman commented “oh,
bollocks!”
2. A warrant was issued in D-Town’s High Court allowing
Trading Standards officers to raid the till-rolls in the town’s branch of
Sainsbury. It has been alleged that, in
a shocking breach of data privacy laws, the supermarket has been employing some
clever people to work out exactly what people are spending their money on, in a
brazen attempt to understand stock levels and to re-order certain goods from
their suppliers.
3. For details of these and all other Devizes stories, don’t
forget to listen to local radio station D-Town F-Off.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018
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