Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 18th March 2018
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. The political heat in the region was raised again this
week as D-Town expelled 23 Trowvegas so-called “diplomats” as a sanction
against the wicked regime there that had sent dirty, unwashed buses to the
Market Place on the 49 bus route. As
expected, Trowvegas immediately retaliated by cutting the 19.07 service
altogether, and by making the 20.07 service stop at Melksham. A meeting of D-Town’s Open Security Session (DOSS)
will meet later today.
2. Members of The Vize community were saddened this week
to hear of the death of a man who contributed so much to modern scientific culture. Coming from poor circumstances, he overcame
personal health issues to become a master of calculating numbers, the science
of trajectories, and the popularisation of game theory, and all of this delivered
with urbane charm and (some would say) wit.
Through the use of modern technology he became a national treasure. Yes we will certainly miss Jim Bowen.
3. For details of these and all other Devizes stories, don’t
forget to listen to local radio station D-Town F-Off.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018
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