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Sunday, 25 November 2018

Deivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 25th November 2018


Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 25th November 2018

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:

1.      Not one to be left behind in modern trading and marketing techniques, D-Town Chamber of Commerce has latched on to the concept of Black Friday by launching its own discounting campaign.  However, it was felt that a single day would not be enough for the town’s traders, since it can take some people the best part of a week to finally get down to the shops.  Accordingly the campaign featured Yellow Monday, Tangerine Tuesday, White Wednesday and Blue Thursday.  The campaign also featured a new approach, dubbed BOGO or “Buy One, Get One”.

2.    And a late snag has cropped up in the DRAW (D-Town Runs Away from Wiltshire) negotiations.  It was hoped that the Withdrawal Agreement, which allows D-Town to reassume its historic isolationist civic autonomy, would be ratified at a meeting of County Councillors today.  However, TrowVegas has waited until this late moment to raise again the highly-disputed issue of reciprocal arrangements for the 49 bus route, in an attempt to operate a de facto veto on the Agreement.  Negotiations continue.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018


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