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Sunday, 14 July 2019

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 14th July 2019


Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 14th July 2019

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:

1.      In a bad week for diplomacy, D-Town was forced to withdraw its ambassador to the Evil Empire of Trowvegas, Mr. Terry Ficke, after he was accused of failing to hand around enough plates of Ferrero Rocher at a recent diplomatic function.  Following this diplomatic gaffe Mr Ficke was un-invited, dis-invited and thoroughly disunited from a dinner being held in The Death Star (aka Trowvegas Town Hall).

2.      And armed patrols along the border with The Sham have been stepped up after the X72 bus service was reportedly approached by local residents, possibly with the aim of actually boarding the bus.  Only by the fortuitous intervention of a passing milk-float was an international incident narrowly avoided.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2019


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